Fixer Upper - Song fic
Pairing: Dean X Reader
Characters: Dean, Castiel, Crowley, Gabriel, Sam, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Lucifer, Anna
You were sitting in Bobby’s living room, while Dean was asleep upstairs. You were talking to Sam, Bobby, Jo, and Ellen about the reason that you and Dean weren’t together yet. You roll your eyes. While it was true that you did have feelings for the oldest Winchester, you were engaged to a man that your parents chose for you. Bobby rolls his eyes and sighs loudly.
“Okay. I guess it’s come to this. Castiel! Anna! Crowley! Gabriel! Lucifer!” he calls for the creatures. A moment later, the five aforementioned creatures appear.
“What’s up?” Gabriel asks.
“We have to do the song cause she is still not going for it.” Sam sighs, looking from the archangel back to you. Crowley chuckles, and everyone turns towards you. You start to get nervous, and you start to back up, but Lucifer appears behind you, and holds you in place.
“We’re sorry, honey. But it’s come to this.” Ellen says. Sam opens his laptop and clicks a few things, then ‘Fixer Upper’ from ‘Frozen’ begins to play from the speakers. Lucifer pushes you back down onto the couch, not hard enough to hurt you, but hard enough to let you know to stay put.
“Now, what’s the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?” Ellen asks from her postion next to Bobby.
“Is it the clumpy way he walks?” Jo pipes up.
“Or the grumpy way he talks?” Crowley grins.
“Or the pear-shaped, square shaped weirdness of his feet?” Bobby stifles a laugh.
“And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly.” Gabriel says.
“But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!” the three girls sing together. Everyone looks over to Sam and he nods. They turn their attention back to you and begin to sing all at once.
“So he’s a bit of a fixer upper! So he’s got a few flaws!”
“Like his peculiar brain, dear.” Lucifer sings in your ear.
“Or his thing with the reindeer.” Crowley sings, motioning to Sam, causing you to laugh a bit. The music and singing awakes Dean from his peacful sleep, so he heads downstairs to see what’s going on. He stands in the doorway of the living room, listening.
“That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!” Cas and Gabriel sing together.
“So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we’re certain of! You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!” the angels sing together.
“Can we please just stop talking about this? We’ve got a real, actual problem here.” you say, wanting to be out of this awkward situation as quick as possible.
“I’ll say!” Bobby mummbles.
“So tell me dear… Is it the way that he runs, scared?” Ellen.
“Or that he’s socially impared?” Sam chuckles as he sings the line.
“Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?” Everyone stops and stares at Cas.
“It’s a line in the song, alright?” He says, shyly.
“Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondeness?” Crowley.
“Or the way he covers up that he’s the honest goods?” The girls again.
“He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper. He’s got a couple of bugs.” Everyone. Dean rolls his eyes.
“His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for healing hugs! So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do! The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you!” Dean had heard enough. He busted into the room, gaining everyone’s attention.
“ENOUGH! She is engaged to someone else, okay?!” He says, face and eyes burning. There was two beats of silence, before the song continued.
“So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper.” Lucifer.
“That’s a minor thing.” Gabriel.
“Her quote 'engagement’ is a flex arrangement.” Ellen.
“And by the way, I don’t see no ring!” Jo.
“So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper, her brain’s a bit betwixt! Get the fiancé out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed!” The guys sing together to Dean.
“We’re not sayin’ you can change him, 'cause people don’t really change. We’re only saying that love’s a force that’s powerful and strange. People make bad choices if they’re mad, or scared, or stressed. Throw a little love their way. And you’ll bring out their best!” The girls sing to you.
“True love brings out the best! Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper, that’s what it’s all about!” Everyone sings, dragging Dean to the couch and pushing him down next to you.
“We need each other to raise us up and round us out. Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove.” Everyone again.
“The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix a fixer-upper is…” Gabriel.
“True! true! True, true, true! Love True love Love, love, love, love, love Love! True love! True…” Everyone.
“Do you (Y/N) take Dean to be your evilly wedded husband-” Crowley begins.
“Wait, what?” You and Dean ask, looking from the demon to each other then back to the demon.
“You’re getting married.” Sam says, casually, as if it was common knowledge. You jump up from the couch and push past Gabriel and Castiel out of the room. You run up to your room and throw yourself onto the bed.
“Now you’ve done it, you morons!” Dean yells, jumping up and running after you.